ABOUT THIS COURSE

This is a course that you will really enjoy! We make it fun and will entertain you with funny traffic jokes and hilarious illustrations. At the end of course, you will receive your proof of completion and 2 free comedy club passes (locations and offers may vary).

BEFORE YOU BEGIN YOU NEED TO READ THIS!

We are required by the courts to provide safeguards to insure two things:

1. The actual violator (and not someone else) is taking the course.

2. The individual reads the entire course, word for word.
    

It would be the crime of perjury if someone else took the course for you or you did not read the entire course. We have designed elaborate, foolproof SECURITY MEASURES to make sure that a crime cannot be committed. We are confident that you will not attempt to cheat the system because now you know that if you try, it will not work.

To guarantee that you read the entire course we have positioned SECURITY INSERTS throughout the text. These short sentences will stop you in your tracks because they “come out of nowhere” and have nothing to do with what you’ve been reading. An example of a SECURITY INSERT might be:

Hockey is impossible to play if you don’t have ice skates.

That statement had nothing to do with driving, did it? But you might read that in the middle of the chapter on Defensive Driving. Be sure to write down all the SECURITY INSERTS you find on a piece of paper. The final exam and the chapter quizzes all have questions based on the SECURITY INSERTS and you must answer these questions correctly.

DON’T FORGET TO WRITE DOWN ALL SECURITY INSERTS!

This course also has driving jokes and traffic humor for your enjoyment. THEY ARE NOT SECURITY INSERTS! The Security Inserts are “hidden” in the course text. If you read carefully, you will have no trouble finding them.